Pulling out my crystal ball shaped cookie jar…I’m seeing Oreos with multiple stuffing layers in different flavors – not like the triple double with their Big Macish extra cookie layer, just cookie-vanilla layer-chocolate layer-cookie or cookie-chocolate layer-peanut butter layer-cookie. Long before the Manning brothers failed to translate their quarterbacking prowess in a misguided career move to make history with the Double Stuf Racing League, and way before Double Stuf Oreos morphed into the template for every flavor filling this side of red velvet cake*, the concept of an Oreo cookie with twice the normal crème filling was something to marvel at. OREO Thins pack the original OREO flavor you know and love into a delicate new cookie with a crispier texture, fewer crumbs, and less calories. Being both the Oreo aficionado and failed investigative journalist I am, I was quite intent to take the Mega Stuf Oreo to task and see if it really would withstand more licks to dissolve the filling than the classic Double Stuf Oreo. After separating the creme fillings from the wafers, I discovered the Mega Stuf filling weighs in at 12 grams, while the Double Stuf filling packs only 7 grams.

Heck, I’d probably be one of those people if I didn’t feel so bad about wasting all those chocolate wafer leftovers or incessantly worrying about straining my jaw muscles in an attempt to shove a Duodecuple Stuf Oreo into my mouth.I interpret your results to mean the Double Stuf wafers weigh 8 grams, while the Mega Stuf wafers weigh only 6 grams.

See, marshmallows worked for Extreme Creme Oreo O’s in part because the world’s taste buds were far younger and spryer—not yet desensitized to the megalithic amounts of granulated sugar one can now expect from The Most Stuf Oreos of the world. Declaring a preference between the cookie and the cream would be like declaring a preference between my left arm and my right arm.Nutrition Facts – 2 cookies – 180 calories, 80 calories from fat, 9 grams of fat, 3 grams of saturated fat, 0 grams of trans fat, 1 gram of polyunsaturated fat, 4 grams of monounsaturated fat, 0 milligrams of cholesterol, 95 milligrams of sodium, 40 milligrams of potassium, 25 grams of carbohydrates, 1 grams of fiber, 18 grams of sugar, and less than 1 gram of protein. As an ode to National Ice Cream Month, Baskin-Robbins is also launching a new Flavor of the Month, Sundae Funday.

Last week, a new limited-edition version of the cookie caught my eye at my local supermarket, but this time it wasn’t a wild new flavour. I can’t believe they made these, it looks like Nabisco was disappointed the 2012 Mayan prophecy didn’t come to pass, so they are intent on killing us all off themselves. MEGA STUF, OREO and the OREO Wafer Design are trademarks of Mondēlez International group, used under license. But we didn’t strap a bunch of people into a metal box that spews fire or make Vin Diesel a Hollywood star because it was prudent. Absent any real scientific instruments, I relied on the information on the package for this information.The filling looks like someone filled the cookie with a trowel, and it just invites you to devour it. At this level of gluttony, simple skip the cookie and sell just a tray of “stuf” along with a cyanide capsule. Later in life, my love affair with OREOs really began in earnest when I started backpacking, packing them along as a delicious source of lightweight energy. If you genuinely like thin oreos I just want you to know natural selection is coming for you— Kevin Hale? But deep down, there’s the curiosity, that desire to see what happens if we push further and reach for horizons previously thought impossible.